fun times at the dmv
yesterday i had to take a paper to the dmv. i was there for over 3 hours. it was awesome. here is a list of things i found made the time pass by a little faster. try these next time you are at the dmv. it will become an unforgetable experience.
top ten things to do while waitng at the dmv.
1. read a book... out loud
2. make motor noises
3. talk on the cell phone pretending to make a drug deal
4. listen to music, with or with out headphones... and sing along
5. practice your latest yoga moves
6. lay down, take a nap, feel free to snore
7. pretend you are a reporter and interview everyone else in there
8. clip your toenails
9. clean your gun or sharpen your knife
10. take pictures of all the smiling faces
quick note: these can also be done at the doctors office, dentist office, library or in the back of a police car
top ten things to do while waitng at the dmv.
1. read a book... out loud
2. make motor noises
3. talk on the cell phone pretending to make a drug deal
4. listen to music, with or with out headphones... and sing along
5. practice your latest yoga moves
6. lay down, take a nap, feel free to snore
7. pretend you are a reporter and interview everyone else in there
8. clip your toenails
9. clean your gun or sharpen your knife
10. take pictures of all the smiling faces
quick note: these can also be done at the doctors office, dentist office, library or in the back of a police car
posted by Life with Brock Gill at 11:30 AM
9 Comments:
alright, I feel the need to tell you something about wal-mart activities. check my blog for awesome humor.
hey, i've actually done #8. 1 down, 9 more to go.
sara_ ok, brock, i'm the original anonymous, the first one who knew the other brock gill. hehe!! what's a dmv?????
sara_ oh and do you remember a red head from the believe convention, who said hi to you, and thanked you, and u signed my shirt? alls u have to say is yes or no. and think really hard!!!! please!!
or you could call stephy and complain about how long you've been sitting there...
oh wait, you did that.
a dmv stands for department of motor vehicles.
and, uh, I was going to think of something clever for what dmv stands for, but V is a hard letter to work with..
"v" stands for vocational...or was it vicarious???oooohhhhh, maybe it was vivacious...everytime i go to the dmv though, i get vendictive.
you get vindictive? that's sad. but definitely understandable. to quote the great Dane Cook "one day in like 2020 everything will take like three seconds to do. but the dmv will still be NINE SECONDS!"
funny comments. you guys rock.. and yes i think.. maybe
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