i met a ninja today

he wasnt a real ninja but he dressed like it and he did do kung fu. i was at the park at this picnic today when we saw a man dressed in a red suit. he was swinging around a bamboo stick. he also had a fan that he was waving around. of course i had to go talk to him. he told me that if i learned how to use the fan i would be able to defend myself if someone was trying to stab me. he also showed me the proper way to swing the stick. he said that if i am in a fight i could use this stick to take the person down. i feel so prepared now. the next time i get in a fight i am gonna say "hey, can you hold on so i can go retrieve my bamboo stick?".
i am so glad i met that ninja