Thursday, April 20, 2006

thanks for the laugh

after doing a tv show for discovery channel about the miracles of jesus i get people giving me things that pertain to the subject. some things are great to read and others just make me laugh. here is one that made me crack up. professor moron nof (his real name is doron) from florida believes that jesus never walked on water but he actually walked on floating pieces of ice. are you kidding me? he says through some study and statistics he has a this theory of ice walking. ok, lets think about this. how dumb would jesus half to be to try to float across the sea of galilee on a piece of ice? he would not be able to steer it or control where it was going. how did he catch up to the boat with the disciples? some may say well the sea of galilee was frozen over. then how did the boat get around? it makes no sense. if it was ice chunks floating around why did peter decide we could walk out to jesus? then why did he begin to sink? then after all of this the disciples believed that they were walking on water. professor doofus i mean moron i mean doron needs to put some thought into his theory. maybe he did, and he is just trying to make us laugh. well you got me.

for more on this story go to http://www.theconservativevoice.com/article/13978.html

5 Comments:

Blogger Napalm said...

I saw a farse of this on The Colbert Report...it was ridiculous...the farse and the idea of it. Honestly I had no idea that the holy land got cold enough to freeze. Shows you how suseptible we are to the portrayal of things that hollywood gives us! I've never been to isreal, so i suppose I wouldn't know. But ya...ridiculous. The whole deal with the isrealites crossing the red sea in a marsh, ya, how did the entire egyptian army drown in a few inches of water?!?!? RIDICULOUS!

12:18 PM  
Blogger Matt said...

well, if he did by some far out there chance walk on ice and navigate it by defying all odds of physics then, that would be as great or even greater a miracle of the actual walking on water. some people are so stupid that it's hilarious. God love 'em, they definitely keep me amused.

1:57 PM  
Blogger llessica said...

tru dat, pastor mathias.

ha, man. people are so wonderful.

2:19 PM  
Blogger Napalm said...

oh wow...now I see how foolish I sound. Love nate...love. Sometimes it's hard to grasp how love should work. Or the nature of love. Wow...I need to spend some time with my Jesus.

2:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

from Sara_ haha!! oh brock u're so funny! i love it!

6:29 PM  

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