nice day for a white wedding

who gets married on a monday? if you work for a band who tours every weekend then it makes sense. monday night i went to a wedding for a guy who worked for audio adrenaline. he is from canada and the bride is from australia. the most random part was the father of the bride standing on stage holding the cell phone. he was displaying it as if he was presenting it at an awards show. i finally figured out what was going on. her family couldnt make it to the wedding so they listened in on the cell phone. i thought that was sweet.

i didnt have the heart to tell him that the phone wasnt on. he must have dropped the call about the time the bride walked down the...