trip to the dentist(from hell)

as i sat in the dentists chair today i was reminded of my last dentist. heres the story of the dentist from hell.

my insurance company told me what dentist to see and where to go. it was at some guys house. i waited for 2 hours. i had a chance to observe all the trophies from boxing championships. the dentist came in wearing lots of bling, gold chains around his neck and big rings. he looked like mr. t without the mohawk. large black man pushing 300 pounds. he used to be a professional boxer. he still had a mean right hook. unfortunately it was in my mouth. i have never been roughed up that much in my life. for an hour i endured pain as i buried my head in the back of the chair. when i got up i noticed blood from ear to ear. i had blood all down my shirt and everywhere. he never x-rayed me but looked at my mouth and told me i had 7 cavities. he wanted to drill on me for all the cavities, but i nearly ran for the door. i had been there for 3 hours so i said i will reschedule all the cavity work. later i went to another dentist to get all 7 cavities fixed and of course, i have no cavities. never had one in my life. he was lying to me to get my money. scary stuff. lesson: dont go to a dentist if he is a pro boxer. dont go to someones house for dental work. dont let someone drill you until they x-ray you. dont let someone touch your teeth if they say teef or teefis, or look like snoop dog, or wear more bling then mr. t.

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