escape convention

i am in california attending a gathering of escape artists from around the world. its nice to be here and learn from some real pros. its a really small group, and everyone is really nice. i feel kinda outta place though. anyway, today i learned how to pick locks that are found on your front door at home. i also learned some techniques that would get some people in trouble with the po-po. when i get home i am going to unlock all my doors with my new found picking skills. i think it is about as fast as using a key. its kinda scary to be honest. i guess locks are for honest people