i need a roach motel

if you read aunys blog yesterday then you know the story. but here is my point of view.

i was on stage in front of 3000 people doing my first effect for the show. i had not been on the stage for more than 10 seconds when i see a guy standing next to me. he had run up on stage from who knows where. he brought a slinky to me. i guess he wanted me to do a trick with it. i was in the middle of a routine so i just took the slinky and threw it behind the stage and got the guy to help with the illusion. auny was locking me up in this big device with padlocks and getting me ready for the escape. i figured she might need some help with all the locks and thought this guy who was on stage wouldnt mind helping. after i was prepared i had the guy stand back a step and then i said to him, "dont blink". 2 seconds later i escaped and was standing next to him. he freaked out a little bit because he had a very close up view. after the trick was over he took a bow with auny and exited the stage with a little help. did i mention, the guys name was roach?