take an ambien and call me in the morning
most people know how i feel bout taking drugs. i dont like them at all. but... i have recently found a new drug that everyone should take. here is why. hang on.
my friend told me tonight about a co-worker named dusty who went to chicago for the weekend. he was staying at the hilton on a business trip. he had trouble sleeping so a business acquaintance gave him an ambien pill to help him sleep. he went right to sleep. then he woke up because he was very cold. as his eyes opened he realized he was laying in the hall of the hotel. he had no idea how he got there. then he realized he was totally naked. yes, naked. he had nothing on. here he was, in the hall of a fancy hotel locked out of his room. he had no idea how to get back into his room. he went down the hall and tried to hide but there was no where to go. so he decided to knock on a door to try to find his friend. he knocked on a door and it happened to be the right room. his friends wife came to the door. as the door opened he fell back asleep. they drug him into the room and tried to dress him. they had to drag him to the front desk as he was in and out so he could get a key for his room. they finally got him back in his bed. the next morning, he woke up only to find himself wearing his friends swimsuit.
this is a true story.
now, what do you think about taking drugs? i said no to drugs. they scare me. anybody have any crazy stories?
by the way, i hope you caught the sarcasm of the first paragraph. i wouldnt tell anyone to ever take drugs.
man thats a funny story. i think i will read it again.
my friend told me tonight about a co-worker named dusty who went to chicago for the weekend. he was staying at the hilton on a business trip. he had trouble sleeping so a business acquaintance gave him an ambien pill to help him sleep. he went right to sleep. then he woke up because he was very cold. as his eyes opened he realized he was laying in the hall of the hotel. he had no idea how he got there. then he realized he was totally naked. yes, naked. he had nothing on. here he was, in the hall of a fancy hotel locked out of his room. he had no idea how to get back into his room. he went down the hall and tried to hide but there was no where to go. so he decided to knock on a door to try to find his friend. he knocked on a door and it happened to be the right room. his friends wife came to the door. as the door opened he fell back asleep. they drug him into the room and tried to dress him. they had to drag him to the front desk as he was in and out so he could get a key for his room. they finally got him back in his bed. the next morning, he woke up only to find himself wearing his friends swimsuit.
this is a true story.
now, what do you think about taking drugs? i said no to drugs. they scare me. anybody have any crazy stories?
by the way, i hope you caught the sarcasm of the first paragraph. i wouldnt tell anyone to ever take drugs.
man thats a funny story. i think i will read it again.
posted by Life with Brock Gill at 9:05 PM
9 Comments:
hah, oh my gosh. that's frickin' crazy.
hahahaha is very funny!
I don't like drugs. stinks! hahahaha anyway, i don't need drugs.
i heard that there was a war on drugs
drug free is the way to be
funniest story ever and i only get 5 comments...??? and 2 are from me.. weird
where is taylor!?!/
Vote for Taylor and Group 1 crew, (which i have their album on my ipod)
hahahaha
is not the story. Maybe the people couldn't enter to see your blog.
I'll leave a few stories.. I just took one, actually, so I'm going to try and hurry before I start tripping out.
First story.. My older brother, for some ungodly reason decided to take over 20 of them and drink a six-pack. He was running around the house, digging through boxes of beauty supplies in my mother's room, and she asked, "Andy.. What are you looking for..?" And he goes, "Ah-ha! This is what I need!" And she peeks into the box, only to find hair curlers and feminine products. Confused as all hell, she asks, "..What could you possibly need this stuff for?" And he said, "I need it for my ROCKET SHIP! I need it for my fort! I have to keep the aliens out!" And ran off, in a fit of joy. He also did some very strange, and dangerous things in our kitchen, including melting a huge, plastic mixing bowl to our flat range-top. I'm shocked that he survived.
Another story is when my mother, little brother, and I all stayed in a hotel last year. I was exhausted because I hadn't been sleeping very well, so I was already sleeping, but my little brother had taken an Ambien, and I woke up at 3 in the morning to him diving into the side of his bed, flipping under the covers, and looking around like someone was after him while mummbling at about 90 words per second. I was like, "DANNY.. WHAT are you DOING?! I'm trying to sleep!" He told me how he "James Bond'ed" across the street and was looking in the windows of someone's car because he swore he saw dead people in there. He came over to me, and he was reaching his arm past me, and I smacked it. He said, "Oh.. It appears you have a friend. And by friend, I mean a big snake with teeth.." It was my PURSE! Weerrriidd stuff.
I LOVE Ambien stories.. I'd tell more, but mine is kicking in right now and I don't want to eff this up.
I really want to publish a book full of these stories and the weird stuff people write while they're on them.. Postsecret-Style.
I'd be rich. -- No stealing! :o)
glad to hear im not the only one doin weird stuff on ambien lol... well i took one last night for the first time and my boyfriend said i was deleting girls numbers in his phone and calling people and was crying all night about how i dont ever wanna cry hahahahaha... well i dont remember any of this!!!!!!!!! so i dunno if ill take it again!!!!
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