a minorah, and a cross, and uh...

what do you get when you cross a baptist minister, a russian, a guy who doesnt talk, and a jewish rabbi? my brothers wedding. it was crazy. it was a very interesting mix of people. my brother married a girl from a jewish russian family. i felt like the mafia showed up at one point. maybe they did. anyway, the ceremony went great but it was funny to see how we were going to pull it off. i actually enjoyed watching it. there was a christian portion and a jewish portion. and then there was my portion. i was the bestest man. which means i got to hold the ring. at the given time i reached out to give them the ring and subsequently dropped it into the fountain that was next to me. there was a gasp, followed by a jewish father exclaiming, "its in the water", in a russian accent. it was great. of course i tricked them all. i had actually dropped a nickel. the ring was in my hand. i love messing with people.