the cool thing to do

i have been seeing the news about the new thing that all the cool kids are doing. apparently the cool thing to do is to go to jail. i encourage all of you out there to go to jail. if you wanna be cool then go get drunk and drive around until you get picked up. its the latest trend that is taking over right now. all the most popular kids are doing it, from paris, to nicole, to lindsay. they are our role models for our teenagers. they seem to be doing great. they are successful. if they do it then we should to. so kids, if you wanna be cool then go do something stupid so you can go to jail. who knows, maybe you will get to meet a famous celebrity.