do you have big hands?

this morning as i was at the airport about to board the plane when i hear my name called over the intercom. i told auny, shannon, and our friends from family force five that i would probably not be flying home with them today. i ran down to the ticket counter and then to the tsa desk to find out what the problem was. they said that their scanner detected a problem with my bag. i have one bag that is filled with 50 pounds of broken glass(for the glass walk). they needed to inspect it but were scare to touch it for fear of getting cut. i talked them into letting me empty out the glass so they could check for bombs. we poured the glass out and they looked thru it. no bombs, yay. they were like "why do you have all this glass?". i said because i walk on it. then i stood on the glass with a bare foot and they were like "whoaaaa...!!!". then they said "do you have big hands?". sounds like a funny question huh? well i knew what they meant. you see, i was on the same flight as family force five. in their show they have a guy who wears these huge "hulk" gloves. they look like big hands. i explained that they were my friends hands then they let me go. i rushed back to the gate and was the last one to get on the plane. i sat down and they all asked me "what was going on?". i said they asked me if i had big hands. the family force five guys were like "wha..????". then i explained the whole story. we all laughed for about 20 minutes. then we fell asleep. the end