galactic conquest

so i am here at my house hanging out. the boys from eleventy seven punk rock band are staying at my house. they are here stopping by to say hello and spend the night before heading to their next show in oklahoma. auny made some muffins andfklrjjjjjk./.;;i.

mwuuahhaahhhahaaa!!! Say goodbye to your little magic friend brock, children! Apperently he wasn't magical enough to foresee this jar of smuckers preserves i just cracked over his head. this is the evil professor mattavius from eleventyseven. yes its true, our new cd came out yesterday, and you can buy it in stores now. HAHAHA!!! yes, yes, stores are wonderful. But be careful, our new cd has a mind of its own, an artificial intelligence unsurpassed by any sort of cheap mentalism and frou frou magic trickery. Not even brock gill was able to stop it from coming out, and conquering the galaxy. So, either buy the cd and join the revolution, or meet the same smucker cracking fate as your magician friend here......mwuahhah mwuahaha!!!! AAAAHHHAAAA! (flies away in space ship)