zero-redneck in 6.2 seconds
its been a crazy week. we had 29 people at our house to entertain. we loved every minute of it. i needed to keep up with cooking and cleaning and preparing as if... wait i sound like my mom.
moving on. kyle and i went to take the trash to the dump and on the way home we saw a tree laying on the side of the highway. we decided to pick it up and load it into the back of my truck. it was in 4 huge sections about 10 feet long. we needed firewood so we took advantage of the opportunity. we brought it home and made a fire. we realized that it needed to be cut up so it would burn better so we went to home depot and bought an ax. after the rain let up a little bit i put on my overalls and boots and threw on a hat. i went from zero to redneck in about 6 seconds. it was an amzing transformation. you should see me. i am a real redneck. we used our brand new ax to cut up and split all the fire wood. it was alot of work but very worth it. you are all invited over to my house for a fire anytime you are ready. but get ready, who knows what will happen. we may all go from zero-redneck at any moment
moving on. kyle and i went to take the trash to the dump and on the way home we saw a tree laying on the side of the highway. we decided to pick it up and load it into the back of my truck. it was in 4 huge sections about 10 feet long. we needed firewood so we took advantage of the opportunity. we brought it home and made a fire. we realized that it needed to be cut up so it would burn better so we went to home depot and bought an ax. after the rain let up a little bit i put on my overalls and boots and threw on a hat. i went from zero to redneck in about 6 seconds. it was an amzing transformation. you should see me. i am a real redneck. we used our brand new ax to cut up and split all the fire wood. it was alot of work but very worth it. you are all invited over to my house for a fire anytime you are ready. but get ready, who knows what will happen. we may all go from zero-redneck at any moment

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Sometimes it is a good thing to be a redneck : ) I hope you enjoy all your new firewood.
hhahahahahahaahahahahaha i didn't know what a redneck was, but i search in my translator and this was the answers:
1. poor white peasant with lack education.
2. uneducated rural worker from the sauth of the US
3. bumpkin
I thought that it will say something about... "when your neck is getting red cause different situations" or i don't know. But i never thought that it will be a farmer hahahahaha
well... in case the 3th option was the correct one. hahaha
barbara you make me laugh.. you got it. what i mean by redneck is, all of those answers. i had fun putting on my boots and overalls. i drove around in the backyard in my pick up truck. mexico needs some rednecks. i will send a few down so you can learn. mexican rednecks, that would be funny
i will go to mexico and visit Barbara.
I'm a redneck!
lol
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we have rednecks in mexico hahahaa but i didn't know how to say it in english. We have one race call MENONITAS i'll post about them on my blog. hahahahaha they are very extricts in their culture and lows. It's funny, people ask me some times if i'm one of them hahahaha is very very funny!
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