rudolph got a nose job
i just read in the news that there could be a major problem this year for christmas. i here that santa will be a little short handed. apparently rudolph the rednosed reindeer decided to get a nose job.
after years of ridicule from his peers and classmates he had had enough. he went under the knife to have his red nose smaller and less glowy. sounds wild but its true. he has been under alot of stress lately and he thought that this would help him fit in with the cool reindeer. the surgery went well and rudolph is making a steady recovery. the bandages will come off soon so all can see the new nose.
the only problem is, santa has relied on him to light the way as he makes his rounds. according to santas publicist, santa will need a clear night to be able to maket it without rudolphs bright nose guiding the way. this could be devastating if there is fog or a snow storm.
if you wake up and find gifts under the tree then consider yourself lucky. hopefully there are clear skies and by the time you read this all worries are behind us. this could be the year that christmas morning will be empty under the tree. all of this because rudolph decided to get a nose job.
after years of ridicule from his peers and classmates he had had enough. he went under the knife to have his red nose smaller and less glowy. sounds wild but its true. he has been under alot of stress lately and he thought that this would help him fit in with the cool reindeer. the surgery went well and rudolph is making a steady recovery. the bandages will come off soon so all can see the new nose.
the only problem is, santa has relied on him to light the way as he makes his rounds. according to santas publicist, santa will need a clear night to be able to maket it without rudolphs bright nose guiding the way. this could be devastating if there is fog or a snow storm.
if you wake up and find gifts under the tree then consider yourself lucky. hopefully there are clear skies and by the time you read this all worries are behind us. this could be the year that christmas morning will be empty under the tree. all of this because rudolph decided to get a nose job.
posted by Life with Brock Gill at 10:11 PM
4 Comments:
please report here and let us know if santa made it to your house
wow. You know, if this whole magic thing doesn't work out for you, you could have a real future in twisted children's story writing.
No Santa yet. But I will keep you posted. I saw on the news tonight that he's supposed to be passing through TN between 2:00 and 2:10 pm. Apparently he basically takes I-40 through town. At least, that's the news people said.
he made to my house ok. i got a laptop
Well, that is so sad. Santa came early to our house. Maybe he got the nose job after he came to our house. Although, we were flying on Christmas Eve and the sky was clear, so maybe the nose job didn't bother him. Hmm... I agree with the comment below. You might have a career in twisted kid stories. I will just tell Anna that you are psycho and don't know what you are saying. =)
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