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guess how many text messages i got today? apparently i have some friends who decided to text me everytime they had a thought. the two of them were watching the academy awards and wanted the world to know their every thought on every detail every single minute. i am worn out. they double teamed me and overloaded the texting system. i guess tomorrow i will be calling my phone company and adding unlimited texting. i am not sure how i am gonna get back at these guys. im thinking about signing them up for junkmail. maybe i will arrange some visits from the jehovah witnesses. maybe i will put an ad in the paper listing their homes or cars for sale at ridiculously low prices. they are gonna flip when their phones begin to ring at 6am on saturday morning.