christmas gift
i finally got around to using my gift card that i got for christmas. my weird sister(weird for many reasons but not this one)gave me a gift card so that i wouldnt have to ship home my gift. it was perfect, and i am never gonna complain about a gift card. i have been so busy that i havent been able to get my gift until today. i searched all over academy and decided that what i wanted was...take a guess? no ideas? i got a bb gun. i just felt like getting one. when i was a kid i got a bb gun for christmas. i guess i feel like a kid again. i am just gonna do some fooling around with it. i am not gonna do the things i did as a child. things i will not do this time: will not shoot others, will not shoot myself in the foot, or hand, will not shoot cows, will not shoot street lights out, will not shoot anyones windows on car, or house, or school, or the mailman, will not shoot indoors, and will not shoot at airplanes.
posted by Life with Brock Gill at 9:52 PM
8 Comments:
Oh Brock, you always crack me up. For some reason, the cows and airplanes were the funniest to me. Have fun with your gift. It's evident...you do have a little bit of redneck in you. ;)
did your sister ever take down her Christmas tree
Couldn't help that left off that list were "deer, the neighbor's dog that barks all the time at my guests, wild turkeys, and other wild animals that wonder into my yard."
I hope those were omitted on purpose, and I do intend to come visit when it warms up and they are more likely to wander into your yard.
add the dog.. that dog is the real reason for the gun. dont tell anybody
and yes she tokk the tree down finally. i called and checked.
maybe she lied..
Yes, I took down my Christmas tree. And I'm really not that weird. Seriously, out of Brock and me, I REALLY am the more normal one. I never tried to shoot airplanes with a BB gun as a child. I could write a whole list of ways that Brock's the weird one, but I'm sure everyone already knows. :)
dont listen to that girl. she is in a strait jacket trying to type all of that. trust me, you dont wanna get mixed up with that chick
I have a better one. The lady I work with took her Christmas tree down this month--March!!! Now THAT is weird!
Mom
But remember "Don't shoot your eye out!" You ever watched that movie "A Christmas Story" about the kid who gets the BB Gun for Christmas...."be careful with that thing or you'll shoot your eye out!" Hehehehehe
Teresa
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